Note- In no way does this tall tale resemble any real persons or events. It was during the mid season break of the first series of her new television show 'The Big Bang Theory' that Kaley Cuoco received the call from her casual friend Maria. Just before landing the plum role of Penny in the show the hot blonde had helped out an adult movie company when they had needed assistance. She had not only helped Maria in wardrobe and makeup but had also been roped in to film some anonymous sex scenes. She was brimming with confidence and in high spirits when the next day found her at the studio and Maria ushered her into the director's office where she found Eddie. Love the new show by the way. Think it will be a hit? The young twenty two year old did look amazing in a mid thigh length summer dress and with her fair hair pulled back and pinned. Two short tendrils framed her adorable smiling face and a light smoky eye liner highlighted her big green eyes. Her curvy figure, gorgeous looks and blonde locks combined all the necessary attributes of a female porn star.
I went to comic-con for work and it was no fun at all. My bosses had kept me too busy wasting my time to actually enjoy anything, then dumped me off at the hotel once they had scored tickets to some movie studio party. Up in my room I felt useless and abandoned. I drank a couple of the small liquor bottles from the mini fridge before I decided to go down and drink in the bar like an adult. A while later I was a few drinks deep and feeling pretty high when I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned to find a pretty blond smiling at me. Just beyond her I could see two well groomed guys dressed for a night on the town. They actually looked a lot like my bosses only slightly sleazier. Even slightly inebriated I could tell by the look on her face that she was throwing a Hail Mary in the hopes that I could help her get away from the sleazy dudes.
Note from author- Here's a twist, a celebrity writing erotic fiction about herself! This is in no way based on any real event or persons. It is only inspired by those mentioned. I do not own the rights to the Lone Ranger character and have not written this for monetary gain, it's all just for fun. Remember also Kaley is writing this from her point of view and may not reflect actual details from the old West. Also disregard the crap Depp movie. Which would have made her broken leg, encased in its protective cast, highly likely to break for a second time. She had been bedridden for two whole weeks and had been forced to take a sabbatical from recording her hit television show in Burbank. Her fiance and she had been horse riding when the unlucky blonde fell and broke her tibia.
Note- I have no idea why Kaley and Ryan split, nor is it my business. I just wrote this tall tale a bit of fun. He was in a casual suit in an armchair in the expensive home in California he and Kaley had purchased in They had only been dating for three months when the six foot five tennis player popped the question, they were now at the stage where they took things for granted. The black haired, brown eyed good looking hunk and she had been married for almost three years and he had sensed an uneasy tension between them for the last months. The dynamic of their relationship had changed and the power shift had Kaley with an upper hand that he felt undermined him. It didn't help matters either that Karl Cook had been a regular visitor recently, apparently giving Kaley some advanced riding lessons. The wealthy equestrian came from a family who loved horses and Kaley had been thrilled to meet him and make his acquaintance. The spectacular home had a state of the art dark wood design and had palm trees in private grounds and a sunken swimming pool. He looked at his watch again and wondered where the sexy blonde had gotten to.