Lent is here and we here at thefanboyseo. These bible verses can mean a lot of things; they can be something that pertains to death of your enemies, defeating your enemies in non-lethal fashion or just plain badassery. Now imagine delivering this to your enemies with such a wrathful fashion. Then the fire of the Lord fell and consumed the burnt offering and the wood and the stones and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the trench. And Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon and slaughtered them there.
The first number is the Cracked. Believers just don't seem to like these verses much. But isn't this a great picture? And, of course, here's the moral of the story. Now, you nervous, liberal types are complaining that this is barbaric and misogynistic. Perhaps, a little context helps.
Classic: The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses
The Bible has a lot of amazing things hidden deep within its pages. As I was reading my Bible last week, I came across a verse that stopped me dead in my tracks. It was the kind of verse that gives you chills just from the sheer power and authority emanating from the words. The criteria for choosing these was simply to find the verses that really seemed to ooze with unbridled power and authority; the kind of verses that make you stop and marvel at our God of power, and for guys, the ones that you want to quote before rushing into battle! This passage is absolutely mind blowing. God is a powerful Father and this passage really speaks to His love for us. We are so weak and He is so powerful. Seriously, just read that. He puts darkness under his feet.
When did Sylvester P. Smythe's humor magazine start using such naughty words? We've all been there.